Let’s go and replace some swear words in lyrics with the word smurf. Why? Just because these boxer briefs are blue and both pockets would fit about 9 smurfs. Are you with me Gargamel?

 

Artist: Eamon

Song: Smurf it (I don’t want you Back)

“Smurf what I said it don't mean smurf now

Smurf the presents might as well throw em out

Smurf all those kisses they didn't mean jack

Smurf you, you smurf, I don't want you back”

Artist: Slipknot

Song: Smurf it all

“Smurf it all, smurf this world, smurf everything that u stand for!”

 

Artist: Ceelo Green

Song: Smurf You

“I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love

And I'm like, "Smurf you" (ooh, ooh, ooh)

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, "Smurf you and Smur her, too"

Said, "If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"

Ha, now ain't that some smurf?

(Ain't that some smurf?)

And although there's pain in my chest

I still wish you the best

With a "Smurfyou" (ooh, ooh, ooh)”

And now the world is a cleaner place.

Now some final words: LET’S SMURF