Every time I look at these shorts I’m reminded of that one episode of ‘Pimp my Ride’ where Xzibit and the West Coast Customs team transformed a car into a full leopard-looking vehicle. That being said: women are not cars! You are beautiful the way you are! These are just shorts! And me associating these shorts with an episode of ‘Pimp my Ride’ will probably make me a misogynist.